What Do You Want Jon And Kate(gosselin)’s Announcement To Be?
1 January 2010
this is just for fun. just go get a few laughs. be as creative and funny as possible!
this is just for fun. just go get a few laughs. be as creative and funny as possible!
That Jon cuts Kates hair himself with a weed wacker.
I hope Jon comes up with a list of every little thing (no matter how trivial) of things that Kate has done or did or what bothers him about her to make her feel like she made him feel every time she belittled him on national televion and treated him like a child the past seasons!
It should include:
1. Your hair looks stupid. I never liked it. What’s with the spikey stuff in the back?
2. You need to get help for Obsessive Compulsive Disorder.
3. You need to realize that the world does NOT revolve around you.
4. You need to fess up that you have been with your bodyguard.
5. You need to cut losse once in a while and go out without make-up and wear sweats once in a while and quit acting like such a diva!
6. Your personality is rubbing off on the girls especially the older ones and you need to let them HAVE FUN, MAKE A MESS, and teach them “Life is NOT perfect”!Q
These are just some of the things I’d like him to say!
I would love for him to dare her to appear on national tv WITHOUT any make-up, in sweats, and in a room that is just a little messy!
I’d LOVE for Kate to announce that she is going to reconcile with her LARGE, EXTENDED family and not be ashamed she grew up in a trailer park and help them out a bit finacially (they’re now making $75,000 an episode)!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jon isn’t perfect either. He needs to admit that he did have an affair and that it was wrong considering they are still married. He needs to say that the days of Kate walking all over him are “OVER”!
One last thing: In all seriousness, I think they should announce that they are taking a year off from the show and thinking things over. Instead of forcing them to be in the same room and area together for the show, they should just show Jon w/ the kids and Kate w/ the kids separately. The show needs a break though till things cool off, you know? THEY SHOULD ALSO HAVE A VOTE WITH THE KIDS ABOUT CONTINUING THE SHOW! Go through the ‘pros’ and ‘cons” about the show.
I THINK THET BIG ANNOUNCEMENT WILL BE THOUGH THAT THEY ARE GETTING A DIVORCE, WHAT DO YOU THINK?????????
I love the show and I love the kids but I’ve watcehd these kids (especially the twins) kinda turn into little divas from all the media exposure and mom needs to quit putting so much emphasis on materialistic things. I was also upset to see her spank one of the little ones!
I wish that they would just say that everything that has happened over the past few weeks was fake and was forced upon them by the tv producers and that everything is fine. Of course that’s obviously not going to happen, and if it did, no one would believe them, but still, I wish there was a way that they could go back in time and make it so that none of the stuff that has happened happened.
That none of the children are actually children – they are all Little People adults who were hired to PLAY the ROLES of the children! Kate is on leave from a mental hospital and Jon is her attendant. When he needs a break from her, they send in the other hired male companion, Steve the Bodyguard. The whole thing has been a joke on us just to show how easily the public can be duped out of their own money simply by grifters invoking a few phrases from the Bible. Except Kate doesnt know that, she thinks she really IS a celebrity diva. This is the show where they escort her back to the hospital. They use a trail of free pedicures to lure her there, all the while she is saying “Men. Aren’t they lovely? HELLOOO!”
After she is safely tucked away, the actors who have been playing the children celebrate by eating a real meal and vow never to eat 3 grapes, a carrot stick and 2 crackers off of a paper plate again. They add vodka to the juicy-juice, product-label facing up of course. They split up what’s left of the money and say “Thanks alot Chumps!”
Then Jon does a crossover show where they blow up that big blue van in slow motion. He and Steve go out for drinks and laugh about her boob job. Jon writes a tell-all book about how Kate breathes too loud. Steve goes home to his wife and they both roll around naked on the bed in the cash he made from this job.
Kate is back in the hospital. She has a job in the kitchen there, scrubbing the counters over and over. She likes her job, all the while chanting “Boys are icky and gross, boys are icky and gross.” The end.
I’d like to hear that Jon got a real job, Kate will only wear blue jeans and women’s blouses, only get her hair cut twice a year. The kids now get to go and pick out their clothes each day, earn an allowance by helping out around the house. I’d like to hear that they reconciled with all family members, Jon must take diction lessons and be held accountable for what comes out of his mouth and stop the babble. I’d like to see them open the front door and there stands Dr Phil! Come on in and let us have it!
That they’re getting a divorce & Jon’s getting full custody of all the kids & they’re staying in Pennsylvania with the dogs & Kate’s moving to North Carolina with her bodyguard & Kate won’t be on the show anymore & this will be tje last Season. That they’re going to start saving more money to prepare for that & because we’re in a recession & live simpler.
that they are divorcing and stopping the show; but since they are referring to the announcement as “special” i don’t think they will announce a “divorce.” they are probably going to say they are ending the show….hence the one hour “special moments” they have planned
I would love for it to be that everything was a lie and what not, but we all know that’s not the truth.
It would be soo crazy if she was pregnant or that Jon got someone else pregnant. Or maybe that the kids are Jon’s? Who knows… I’m sure that they are either ending the show because of a divorce.
I think they’re trying to make their announcement look like a divorce, just so they can get their viewers back. They had about 10 million and went down to 2.something million. They’re probably going to use their announcement as a way to draw in a large audience, to rake up more money. Think about how many people are going crazy over this belief that they’re getting a divorce. It has been going on for a long time, people want to hear it be official. Everyone, even the people who hate this couple are going to watch this upcoming show. I swear they have been planning this for a very long time. It’s all a trick, and they’re going to say “hah losers, we got you! Thanks for giving us so much money. Peace. We’re out.” Then they’ll live happily ever after in their 4.5 million dollar mansion we provided for them.
The true announcement will be something dumb like they got a dog.
I wouldn’t doubt that they might get a divorce. But the tabloids are suppose to fool us so they can earn some cash too. They have fought for a very long time to deny all these awful rumors. For some reason I doubt they would do that unless they were trying to work their marriage out. Didn’t they just renew their vows? It might not be perfect, but I highly doubt they could put the burden of a divorce on their children yet. That’s what good parents would do however.This is just my feelings. Who knows though. Kate and Jon have really changed since the beginning. Maybe they really will announce a divorce. But they’re not going to end the show yet. They already promised 40 more episodes. This may be the last season however.
It will make me really sad if they get a divorce. They were suppose to be an example for families. They were suppose to give hope to struggling parents and show them that even a family in chaos 24/7 can be happy and successful.
That Jon is pregnant with octouplets by Octomom ..
That would be weird if that happened.
Or Kate decided to wrestle Jon in a WWE ring..
Now that would be awesome!
that she is running away with the guy that she rode the motorcycle with;
After finding out that she like sweaty guys after all.
That the state is taking their kids away because of the child labor laws, and that they are staying together because they are both so pathetic no one else will have them…
That she’s pregnant, with octuplets, by her bodyguard.
THat kate is going t obuy a new car and jon is moving to NYC!!!!!!!!!!! According to tabloids of course!!!
They need to go away and she needs to shave her mullet.
i want their annocement 2 be “o we are a happy family again and lalala”
That they are staying together
I think they are going to separate. >>
that he’s pregnant. haha.
that would be so weird.
that they’re getting a divorce and that this will be the last season
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