David Letterman …..(loves shaking down female coworkers for sex favors)
Tiger Woods …..(married, loves various international women)
Michael Phelps …..(loves his bong)
Chris Brown …..(loves beating on women)
Jon Gosselin …..(loves leaving his wife with 8 kids for younger, disinterested party girl)
Bernie Madoff …..(loves his billion dollar ponzi investment scheme)
“Sir” Allen Stanford …..(loves his billion dollar ponzi (offshore) investment scheme)
Richard Heene …..(loves involving his kids in publicity stunts)
John Philips …..(of the “Mamas and the Papas,” loves his daughter, too much)
Roman Polanski …..(loves the fact that he’s no longer pedo scofflaw)
Sen. John Edwards …..(“for President,” married w/ love child, loves using your campaign contributions to finance his love affair(s))
Phillip Garrido …..(loves keeping girls captive in his backyard for 18! years)
Raj Rajaratnam …..(loves his biggest U.S. hedge fund insider trading case on record)
Tom Petters …..(loves his billion dollar investment ponzi scheme)
Angelo Mozilo ……(loves his sub-prime mortgage schemes)
Alex Rodriguez …..(loves his ‘roid abuse)
*Respective “loves” are disclaimed as factual unless publicly admitted or finally convicted by a court of law; nevertheless, scandalous.
